Slash takes on one of the most legendary, bizarre, and infamous FMV cult classics in gaming history: Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties Remastered! Watch as Slash explores every absurd branching storyline, horrific Microsoft Paint filter, bizarre romantic choice, outtake, and multiple bad endings on the road to getting John and Jane together—all while watching the score plummet into negative hundreds of thousands. Along the way, enjoy hilarious chat banter, Instagram celebrity lore, and a sneak peek into the mysterious 3D maze mode!
⏱️ Stream Highlights:
00:00 – 🕹️ Stream Start & Android TV Shenanigans
04:15 – 🐼 Settings, Mono Audio & Choosing the Panda Border
05:05 – 🎬 The Legendary Opening Monologue & G.L.O.W. Lore
08:35 – 🎨 Classic MS Paint Graphics & The Infamous Panda Mascot
11:20 – 📞 John’s Mother Calls: Polka Dot Ties & Grandchildren Demands
14:35 – 👨 Jane’s Dad & The Drano Motivation Speech
17:40 – 📸 Slash’s Instagram Connection with Jeanne “Jane” Basone
19:15 – 🥞 Shirtless Spoon Drumming & Car Toothbrushing
21:15 – 💬 The Ultimate Pickup Line: “It’s 8:00 and I’m seeing a 10”
22:00 – 📜 Harry Armis Arrives & Setting Up the Choices
24:15 – 🏃♂️ Choice 1: John Approaches & The Lunch Proposal
27:25 – 🏢 Meanwhile: Jane’s Job Interview with Thresher
29:55 – 👔 Thresher’s Proposition & The Worst Decision Ever
34:30 – 🔄 Role Reversal, Dominatrix Jane & Negative Score Penalty
36:50 – 🥋 Jane’s Revenge: The Nut Shot & Bathroom Chase
40:30 – 📢 Takeover Artist Thelma Hijacks the Narration
43:10 – 💥 John Distracts Thresher & The Alternate Bromance Ending
46:15 – 🏃♀️ Chase Sequence: Running with a Letter Opener
51:40 – 💵 Thresher’s $5 Million Indecent Proposal
55:00 – 📉 Haggling Down to $1,000 & Score Hits -265,000
1:01:15 – 🎬 Developer Outtake Kept in the Remaster
1:03:50 – 👒 The Street Encounter & Escaping with the Mysterious Lady
1:06:55 – ⛪ Alternate Ending: Jane Decides to Become a Nun
1:11:55 – 💍 The Hollywood Romantic Ending & Parking Lot Confessions
1:15:30 – 📜 Credits, Limited Run Additions & Flowchart Map
1:19:50 – 🌲 Route Exploration: The Awkward Bush Meeting
1:23:25 – 🕶️ The 90s Yuppie / Jeff Bezos Encounter
1:27:25 – 📞 Jane Makes the First Move & The Phone Number Paranoia
1:34:35 – 🏢 Thresher Turns Jane Down: The Rage Rant
1:40:00 – 💼 The $40K Personal Secretary Bad Ending
1:45:40 – 💐 The Flower Bouquet & “Account Rep” Lie Route
1:47:55 – 🎶 John’s Musical Song & Dance Number
1:49:45 – 🌀 Sneak Peek: The “Plumb the Depths” 3D Maze Mode
1:51:30 – 📢 Stream Wrap-up, Next Stream Teases & Outro
🌐 SlashStreams Network & Community:
💬 Discord: https://slashstreams.com/discord
🎬 Slash’s Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/omn1slash
👾 Harmack Ultra: https://twitch.tv/Harmack_Ultra
🎮 Scales175: https://twitch.tv/scales175
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