600 Car Trains

AI Depiction of Harmack angrily waiting for the 600 car train to pass.

Are you listening to DJ Harmack’s Block Party, and wondering why your loveable, favorite mixmaster DJ Harmack keeps playing song after song without checking in with the audience? Its because he’s out and about picking up his wife from work, and stuck by a 600 car train. Thats right, in Harmack’s neighborhood, 600 car trains. You see, Harmack must be forced to wait on average of 45 minutes for the train to pass, to reach a destination 10 minutes away. There is an alternate route to go around the train, but according to Harmack it adds on another THIRTY MINUTES to the destination.

Added Into the Harmackapedia: 10/27/14